Stuff I like (all)
- my blog is great but have u seen my ass
Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out...
Nowadays it’s so hard to make new friends that don’t have hidden motives
CAN YOU IMAGINE A BOYFRIEND?? LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GIVING A SHIT ABOUT YOU??? BECAUSE I CAN’T